Arden
Who will appear in a Glass Tank every evening, ably assisted by Miss Le Grande.
Posts : 91
Join date : 2010-12-09
Age : 59
Location : London
 |  Subject: Re: Matters Of An Introductory Nature.  Tue Dec 21, 2010 6:52 pm | |
| I don't know this one - why do elephants paint their toenails red? | |
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Will introduce the most Astounding Optical Illusions atop his Grand Phantoscope.
Posts : 30
Join date : 2010-12-20
Location : Hermit Cave, USA
| | Subject: Re: Matters Of An Introductory Nature. Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:26 pm | |
| To hide in cherry trees.
Why do elephants have flat feet? | |
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Arden
Who will appear in a Glass Tank every evening, ably assisted by Miss Le Grande.
Posts : 91
Join date : 2010-12-09
Age : 59
Location : London
| | Subject: Re: Matters Of An Introductory Nature. Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:35 pm | |
| Oh my - instant flashback: so long since I heard these I can't remember the punchlines. So, why do elephants have flat feet? | |
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Will introduce the most Astounding Optical Illusions atop his Grand Phantoscope.
Posts : 30
Join date : 2010-12-20
Location : Hermit Cave, USA
| | Subject: Re: Matters Of An Introductory Nature. Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:32 am | |
| From jumping out of cherry trees between the hours of 2 and 4.
(No, i don't know why just between the hours of 2 and 4. )
And, yes, Elephant jokes often ran in long strings like this.
Why do pygmies run so fast? | |
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