A Message From The Proprietors.

This establishment has been generously re-furbished and re-opened at the behest of Mr. Zatso, being part of his Infinite Circus,
more of which later. We hope that you will patronise our theatre and freely enjoy the many delights it has to offer, there being just one or two matters of etiquette outstanding before tonight's performance commences:

Deplorable Fecklessness will exact no penalty from the management, whereas Unconscionable Behaviour most assuredly will. This would certainly include Ghastly Unpleasantness which will not be tolerated under any circumstances, as well as Abhorrent Malevolence: you know who you are and more to the point, so do we. Frightful Indiscretion should be largely constrained to those areas with which Disquieting Imprudence and Atrocious Impropriety are no strangers, although the proprietors may wish to exhibit a fair modicum of flexibility within those simple parameters.

Those small matters laid to rest, we hope you will thoroughly enjoy the show.

By order of the management,

Mr. C. Lightfoot.